illhater:

Preparing to head back to your bedroom from the kitchen like:image

corahela:

She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers. 

I do, Augustus. I do.

dangerdonut:

this hurts

"I am just like any other girl, a sucker for romance.”

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

image

Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

image

goose2188:

The legend, Robin Williams, with his daughter Zelda, perhaps playing some “Legend Of Zelda”. 
Mr. Williams loved the Legend of Zelda series so much, he named his daughter after the Princess.

goose2188:

The legend, Robin Williams, with his daughter Zelda, perhaps playing some “Legend Of Zelda”.

Mr. Williams loved the Legend of Zelda series so much, he named his daughter after the Princess.

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

Listen, you have spent most of your life in the closet because you cared about what people thought about you. Walking away from a dream that you don’t actually care about is you winning, because it’s you saying, ”This is not who I am, and I don’t care who knows it.” 

More x