deathbykarmy:

Everyone is your friend when you’re on ecstasy

  • *sets up entire scavenger hunt based on their past 15 years of friendship*
    Amy:
  • * makes a ball pit out of Karma's room*
    Amy:
  • *Flies Karma's aunt in to read their tea leaves*
    Amy:
  • *spends 17 hours and 23 minutes getting a cheap friendship necklace*
    Amy:
  • *gives away her soulmate so she can be happy*
    Amy:
  • happy birthday lol
    Liam:
blodie02:

Karma, all professional and smiling, be like "Don’t worry, I always have medical shots in my purse for you, in case you accidentally eat peanuts. Theeeeere you go, good girl."

blodie02:

Karma, all professional and smiling, be like "Don’t worry, I always have medical shots in my purse for you, in case you accidentally eat peanuts. Theeeeere you go, good girl."

“'You scare me,' he said. 'why?' she asked. 'Because I tell you things I can’t even tell myself.'”

–   He said, She said. (via exoticwild)

americxanhorrorstory:

Did you ever have to fight for a role?

"I never did. This is probably that Minnesota reticence. If someone wasn’t interested in me? Fine, find someone else. I’m not going to convince you" 

- Jessica Lange

  • im so bored
    me:
  • i have nothing to do
    me:
  • i wish i had something to do
    me:
  • yo
    basic responsibilities:
  • not u
    me:
  • anyway
    me:
  • im so bored
    me:
  • i have nothing to do
    me:

savingsophie:

i love my wife

wifi*

fartgallery:

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?